(Source: eletrizad-a, via 2000ish)
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
(Source: lolgifs.net, via ruinedchildhood)

“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
(Source: youknowyouarerussianwhen, via ruinedchildhood)
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
(via ruinedchildhood)
@instarectionTumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Is this the same artist who made the original for this
how women actually are
OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
mother fuckin macys sale
Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more
Doris:I have a physical need to reblog this every time.
the “stairs” one scares me the most
(Source: unamusedsloth, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Oh man, not the baby pictures. So embarrassing.
You are embarassing
(via 2000ish)

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises.
⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆
(via psy-faerie)

LOOK WHAT JACKIE CHAN POSTED
This is the lucky Lunar New Year Jackie Chan, reblog for lots of red envelopes
(Source: oathwings, via coffeblack)